• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      lucky so and so. every fuckin car, from fuckers bouncing off the car while it’s parked.

      i’m a car wreck magnet. of the 20ish car “accidents” i’ve been in, i was in the passenger seat eating lunch for like 15 of them (you lose track after like number seven) i’m not the best data point