Jonawan@lemmy.zip to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoKash Patel ordered FBI agents to respond to X posts calling him a ‘retard’www.telegraph.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square171linkfedilinkarrow-up1487arrow-down14
arrow-up1483arrow-down1external-linkKash Patel ordered FBI agents to respond to X posts calling him a ‘retard’www.telegraph.co.ukJonawan@lemmy.zip to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square171linkfedilink
minus-squareSmug_Marmot@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days ago“Agent, we have a new assignment for you.” “Yes, sir, what will it be this time? Another terrorist group trying to ship in illegal weaponry?” “Uh, well… It’s more related to the internet.” “Ah, I see, sir. Will this be like the time I infiltrated that human trafficking communication network?” “No… Some people on the internet, uh, hurt Mr. Patel’s feelings…” “No problem sir, I will take them… wait, what did you say?” “You need to create a twi… an ‘X’ account and reply to those who say mean things to Mr. Patel.”
“Agent, we have a new assignment for you.”
“Yes, sir, what will it be this time? Another terrorist group trying to ship in illegal weaponry?”
“Uh, well… It’s more related to the internet.”
“Ah, I see, sir. Will this be like the time I infiltrated that human trafficking communication network?”
“No… Some people on the internet, uh, hurt Mr. Patel’s feelings…”
“No problem sir, I will take them… wait, what did you say?”
“You need to create a twi… an ‘X’ account and reply to those who say mean things to Mr. Patel.”