“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
It was a pink ping pong ball
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary
Better Nate than lever
Still remember the time my dad called me demanding 40 minutes of his life back
Quick reader, that man
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s brown and sticky?
A pink slipper
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
Her glass eye was sitting on the table
Look, Hans, no ma.
One baby nailed to ten trees.
And the penguin says, “Nah, that’s just ice cream.”
The Pope looks up and says, “You fuckers are my kind of people.”
Sits back, lights a cigarette and says “you know, you cunts are alright”
“I scraped off the sores”
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Orange you glad
To get to the other side
You don’t understand. This was actually the first joke, so while it may not be funny to us, it was hilarious to the people who first heard it, and all other humor ultimately derived from this one joke
Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife
I suspect that jokes are older than roads.
I’m gonna need a source on that
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
Rare considered response.
Because the light was on.
You know, I like the way you tell it better
