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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 days ago

People want the fake answer, trust me

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People want the fake answer, trust me

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cm0002@literature.cafe to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 days ago
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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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    26 days ago

    Sometimes I tell them it’s going bad and then they don’t ask again for a while.

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      26 days ago

      That sounds like a win to me.

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Not so bad, and you?” Every time

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    *internal screaming

    “Hey, hows it going?”

    *internal– “Good! How’re you?” *–screaming

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    You ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?

  • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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    I try to just give the polite version of my actual answer, unless they’re a close friend or I don’t feel like talking at all and just wanna move on

    I prefer being sincere even if its a polite version

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    I just hope being pictured with Laura Loomer doesn’t sully his legacy.

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    “How’ve you been?”

    “A bit too busy…”

    “…😶…”

    “…but otherwise fine, thanks!”

    “🙂”

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    Given that’s David Lynch, I’d say his answer is true in this photo’s context and a sign of the undead apocalypse otherwise.

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    I feel like shit rolled in glitter

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