Sometimes I tell them it’s going bad and then they don’t ask again for a while.
That sounds like a win to me.
“Not so bad, and you?” Every time
*internal screaming
“Hey, hows it going?”
*internal– “Good! How’re you?” *–screaming
You ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?
I try to just give the polite version of my actual answer, unless they’re a close friend or I don’t feel like talking at all and just wanna move on
I prefer being sincere even if its a polite version
I just hope being pictured with Laura Loomer doesn’t sully his legacy.
“How’ve you been?”
“A bit too busy…”
“…😶…”
“…but otherwise fine, thanks!”
“🙂”
Given that’s David Lynch, I’d say his answer is true in this photo’s context and a sign of the undead apocalypse otherwise.
I feel like shit rolled in glitter



