MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoThey're really gonna put The Onion out of worklemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square286linkfedilinkarrow-up1780arrow-down17
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minus-squarebaronvonj@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·20 days agoJesus. Jesus was a beardo. A real socialist hippie kind of guy in sandals and robes and long hair and a beard.
minus-squaremarduk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up18·20 days agoI hear that guy did unto others as he would have them do unto him; disgusting!
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 days agoTo be fair, Jesus would only be useful in a military if he abandoned his principles and went Doctor Manhattan on everybody.
minus-squarekestrel7_7@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 days agoNah, the guy who whipped money changers outside the temple and said “sell all your possessions and buy a sword to defend the poor” would do just fine. He was canonically into peace, but not pacifism
minus-squarebaronvonj@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 days agoWell then maybe the “Christian” nationalist shouldn’t be running the Department of “War” preaching about filling the ranks with “Christian” warriors.
Jesus. Jesus was a beardo. A real socialist hippie kind of guy in sandals and robes and long hair and a beard.
I hear that guy did unto others as he would have them do unto him; disgusting!
To be fair, Jesus would only be useful in a military if he abandoned his principles and went Doctor Manhattan on everybody.
Nah, the guy who whipped money changers outside the temple and said “sell all your possessions and buy a sword to defend the poor” would do just fine. He was canonically into peace, but not pacifism
Well then maybe the “Christian” nationalist shouldn’t be running the Department of “War” preaching about filling the ranks with “Christian” warriors.