So beards aren’t masculine enough for “warriors” now? They keep narrowing this bizarre definition.
He is the fucking radical! Look at his tattoos! Racist supramacist radical POS
Anyone seen the video of this douche bag trying to do a workout with the army. By workout, I mean essentially calisthenics. The guy looks like an absolute moron with the side steps.
What really gets me about those clips is he posted them! This wasn’t some leaked video. He saw that and thought it looked badass.
I regularly ask myself how much they believe their own bullshit. For a long time I thought they didn’t but Hegseth might actually be that clueless.
I can’t upvote you enough. I actually thought that video was was a leak. I learned a lot today.
Outrage about woke is 2023
Even MAGA has woken up to it being the great con played upon them
This bloke is like a tiktok streamer playing the role of defence secretary from a 1980s action movie
Like a satire anchor from Robocop or Total Recall.
First they came for the fatties
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a fatty
First they came for the fatties.
And they caught me because I was a fatty.
What a fucking weirdo.
Today, on the World’s Weirdest Gameshow, it’s Peeeeeeete “The Keg” HegseeeeeEEEEEEeeeth!
Well I might be a fattie freaky weirdo beardo, but I saw you lift weights and, well, that’s it.
I might be an alcoholic, but I saw you in a tub of liquor and, well, that’s it
Video here: https://youtu.be/3JY3j11tl4s?t=33
I timestamped it at the end where he does a surprisingly good Trump impression
Why does he… walk? move? like his suit is too tight for him in like… all the places?
For fucks sakes
Wow he delivered the first part like shit. His Trump was half decent as promised though.
Says the guy that has his own makeup people.
100% he creeps on them too
OK but why you’re getting cucked in Iran?
He’s gotten too used to having his balls trampled.
And then he puts fucking Elon Fatty Musk wimpy nazi in charge. Yanks - please kick out this administration
I’m trying my best but I got little legs
Hey, Pete, you know what happens when you decide to kick all those people out? You lose all the people running the cybersecurity division. Funny how that stuff works.
Also, basically every other role that’s not basic infantry… including spec-ops who are allowed to have beards to operate clandestinely.
Oh I bet he has a response to that: “AI!” - poof problem solved. 'Murica’s safe.
Ugh I wish I was joking.
Yeah, and from what we’ve been seeing… AI… err… “SI”… has been doing more offensive action than defensive action…
The best their so-called SI could do for their defensive strategy would be to encrypt everything… and then being unable to get the data back…
As the old saying goes. A plane crash returning from a furry convention would put the software and cybersecurity industries back decades.
All I’m hearing is Pete can’t grow a beard and resents beards in others.
