This has got to be my favorite shit.

Bezos brand diapers: employee rated!

Ya love to see it

Yeah no, just get blackout curtains and your body’s resistance to sleeping during the day goes away. The only issue I had with night shifts was the social disconnect of working during general sleeping hours, sleeping during general gathering hours, and getting ready for work during party hours.

And yet “She left me roses by the stairs; surprises lets me know she cares” didn’t go so hard back then either :')

Music is beautiful, you identify with different parts at different times depending on where you happen to be in life at the time!

Americans when they have to pronounce “tt” in the mi’dd’le of a word:

Brits when they have to pronounce “h” or “r”, at any time evah:

That’s very knife of you to do…

That’s why I chainsmoke constantly, I have to protect my lungs from oxidation.

It’s tragic that Florida won, but the drought continues

I am a simple man. I see WoD, I upvote.

Unironic boomerposting hardly qualifies as a meme.

Mf coming in with the receipts, that’s good usage

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Thanks, dickhead.

It works as a good dipshit detector. If someone says “democrat party”, you know it’s about to be someone’s conservative uncle.

In fairness, offing someone means your share goes up less than 1%, making the risk-reward for murder math out beneficial for everyone.

However, if that 17 billion was split between two or three children, we might have the beginning of an Agatha Christie novel.