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minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up137·5 days agoSure, when your son punches someone on the opposing team during a kid’s hockey game he’s “defending his teammates honor”, but when I do it I’m “assaulting a minor” and “not allowed within 300 feet of a school” by a so-called “judge”. I thought this was America!
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoYou might need some Sephora to blend in as a kid
minus-squarelastweakness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days ago I thought this was America! You’re only allowed to sleep with them and only if you’re rich enough!
Sure, when your son punches someone on the opposing team during a kid’s hockey game he’s “defending his teammates honor”, but when I do it I’m “assaulting a minor” and “not allowed within 300 feet of a school” by a so-called “judge”.
I thought this was America!
Calm down Randy!
You might need some Sephora to blend in as a kid
You’re only allowed to sleep with them and only if you’re rich enough!