Susaga@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoI told someone they drew their eyebrows on too high.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1125arrow-down1message-squareI told someone they drew their eyebrows on too high.Susaga@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square4linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareusername_1@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoI always carry a marker with me to fix people.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoI’m going to put this one in the Quickest Way To Get Murdered category.
minus-squarespankysalmon@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoAt least you get to design the shape of the tear tattoo on their cheek for yourself before you … uh… get murdered for doodling it in the first place?
I always carry a marker with me to fix people.
I’m going to put this one in the Quickest Way To Get Murdered category.
At least you get to design the shape of the tear tattoo on their cheek for yourself before you … uh… get murdered for doodling it in the first place?