I’d go with

Built by weirdos like us for weirdos like us

Here we’re all weirdos

“It’s a mess, but it’s our mess”

By normals, for normals

Well that’s a lie… A more honest version would be:

By tankies, for ex-Redditors

Beans

“The Future is Everywhere”

I came up with this a few years ago for my presentation of the Fediverse at uni. It focuses on the fact that it’s decentralized.

“No subtleties allowed. Everything is literal.”

If this place is for normals I should probably go

Don’t mention beans please

Blame .ml

Fuck Spez

The healthy vegetable among social networks, waiting for more vegetarians.

Fedi: look it’s not that complicated, you just need to understand how decentralization can improve stability and openness by allowing users to…

Beans. Definitely beans.

Can anyone hear me?