ITT: Maybe he was right. Everything is garbage now. I hate everyone and wish we were all dead. BUT lol!
Accountant: WTF no, life is worth living!
Everyone: wow accountant you are so negative
My favorite conspiracy theory is that the Rapture happened long ago, but few enough people qualified that it only amounted to a handful of unsolved missing persons cases.
But aren’t all the other people supposedly gone to the bad place then?
Holy motherforking shirtballs!
spoiler tags?
Jason got it? Jason figured it out? Well, this is a new low. Yeah, this one hurts.
I thought Judgement Day was August 29, 1997?
You can’t prove that we’re all not dead and in some kind of weird purgatory right now. Maybe FamilyRadio.com was right!
Everyone alive can prove they are not dead.
Fuck your stupid sarcasm
Okay, hot shot. Prove that you exist.
Dude, who hurt you?
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TBF it says “it begins May 21, 2011”
It could just still be in progress.
Edit: he also claimed that the universe would be destroyed “October 21, 2011” which apparently also didn’t happen.
Their own fucking bible says no man will know the end day. But I remember this dumb fuck. Sadly some people believe him sold off all their worldly goods.
Some people lack even rudimentary critical thinking.
I remember that dude. He owned several shitty little local radio channels. For years, just sounded like a very stodgy traditional regular Christian. Then he realized, the nuttier he got, the more money.
The last such bullshit I put any faith in was a pamphlet titled something like “88 Reasons Jesus is Coming Back in '88”. A decade later and I was at most deist (with a pagan phase dying down) well on my way to atheism.
I’d have been okay with it ending in 2011.
We really wouldn’t have missed anything good.
Bullshit. There’s been plenty of wonderful things to be alive for in the last 15 years.
Maybe you’re just boring.
And you are being overly hostile all up and down this whole post. Chill. Drink some water and maybe lie down for a little bit.
The day after, we were all convinced he was wrong, but 15 years later, I’m almost convinced he was right.
No, you’re convinced of anything of the sort. You’re just spewing bullshit.
“in 2026, I am convinced the world ended in 2011”. Fucking gibberish. Sort it out.
I’d say I bet you’re fun at parties but I really doubt that’s an issue in the first place.
Of course I am. That’s what I do.
What’s got your knickers in such a twist?
The world did end in 2011. Or, rather, it began to end in 2011. Turns out, the end of the world is a very gradual, painful process. Probably got almost a hundred more years left before the end of the world finishes happening. But they’re all going to be progressively shittier years.
You’re an extremely negative person. I can see every year getting shittier for you. Especially as you try to make your prediction come true.
No, the world did not end in 2011. It began ending the day it was created. That’s how planets and solar systems work.
You’re an extremely negative person.
He said while insulting everyone on the thread having a good ol time making fun of an insane person’s prediction. Settle down, bro. You’re bringing down the vibe.
Are you okay? It seems like you’re having a bad day.
Seems to be about half of their comments.
That’s unfortunate. I would prefer that we left that kind of discourse to reddit.
You’re not very talented at picking up on jokes, are you?
Honestly, kind of want to wrap my car with that. Specifically I just want “The Bible Guarantees It!” on my bumper and the cool space hourglass.
Maybe End of the World was the band, and their album Judgement Day was dropping on that day?
That’s called apologetics. Religious people use it constantly to explain away reality.
Deconvert, your religion is showing.
Bro why are you even this salty
Being my slave guarantees it
