It’s not as blatant as some edits, but it’s definitely there:

They did. His face was edited.

Seriously, I was thinking you have to be a really old fart like me to remember that show.

It had its moments, but it wasn’t as good as the previous episode, for sure. Acting like all right wing “master debaters” and ICE agents are just doing it for money rather than actually believing the rhetoric was a shit take, too.

I was hoping they were going to have a deepfake Trump PSA every episode after it said “1 of 50.” Guess not.

You used an individual animal’s tragic death to stand on a soapbox and denounce the animal agriculture industry. It’s a bit like being told a child died and saying, “Are you aware of what happens to children in Gaza??”

You don’t need to make everything about your personal (plant-based imitation) beef with humans eating meat.

I loved how they recruited the no life guy from Make Love, Not Warcraft.

Nobody fucks children quite like you!

Oh, you should have seen the time one of them put his front paws on the wall and pooped in the box standing up right in front of me.

Corgis are herding dogs, so this tracks!

Mine are usually underfoot trying to trip me. What a treat!

“It has SUPER concentrated acid for blood!”

Really stretching the definition of statue with that.

At least it’s not made by AI.

My cats like to climb in and use it while I’m cleaning it. “Here’s some more for you, hoomin, get to it!”

So presumably Xenomorphs still have acidic blood in this universe? That human should have dissolved in there a while ago.

“I don’t wanna lose these chains! They’re all that I have!”

Not a very good metaphor, either. A Trojan horse is supposed to be something willingly taken in somewhere, not just something hiding people inside. This is about as Trojan horse as a windowless pedo van.

I was probably older than you are now when you were born. It’s been interesting (in the ancient curse sense of the word) to witness firsthand a world without internet slowly becoming online, advancing, then decaying into the corporate-run AI slop hellscape we’re seeing today.

Half-bestiality, at least.