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I spent way too much time turning this post into something more legible.
Most of the state name changes are brilliant, but some are either weak or jokes I didn’t get (“Mime SODA”?), or maybe I just misread the whiteboard chicken-scratch. Regardless, suggestions for alternatives encouraged; I’ll post an updated version if there’s interest.
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A map of the United States of America, with the state names changed out:
Washington - Obama
Oregon - Whoregon
California - Caliphornia
Idaho - Weedaho
Nevada - Old New Vegas
Montana - Mount-a-man-a
Wyoming - Yaoiming
Utah - Putah
Arizona - Gayrizona
Colorado - BIPOColor-ado
New Mexico - New Sexico
North Dakota - Top Dickota
South Dakota - Bottom Dickota
Nebraska - Neosbraska
Kansas - Transas
Oklahoma - Wokelahoma
Texas - New California Republic
Minnesota - Mimesoda (Minnesoda?)
Iowa - Biowa
Missouri - Missyuri
Arkansas - Arktransas
Louisiana - Lesbiana
Wisconsin - Wiscumsin
Illinois - Polynois
Michigan - Michicano
Indiana - Libdiana
Kentucky - Demfucky
Tennessee - Themussy
Mississippi - Mxissippi
Alabama - Alabortion
Ohio - Omegahio
West Virginia - Estroginia
Maine - Ukraine
Vermont - Hermont
New Hampshire - New Tofushire
Massachusetts - Maskachusetts
Connecticut - Connecticunt
Rhode Island - Rode v. Wade Island
New York - Mamdanistan
New Jersey - Nude Jersey
Maryland - Gay Marryland
Delaware - Delawoke
Washington DC - Doll City
Virginia - Vagina
North Carolina - Nonbinary Arolina
South Carolina - Sapphic Arolina
Georgia - Orgya
Florida - Fursona
Alaska - Allahska
Hawaii - Hawahe/him
Also labeled:
USA (United Socialist Allahism)
Gulf of Mexico - Gulf of Gay Sexico
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Howling at texas just being the NCR
Wouldn’t half of those be whipped to death if it’s the US of Allahism? Lol
As someone who lives in Connecticut, that’s already what you call someone who lives in Connecticut.
California’s name actually is related to the world caliph, making this a bit redundant.
these are good
my favorite is vagina
This is a top tier shitpost.
- Alabama -> AlaBLM
- Maryland -> MutualAidLand
- Texas -> Taxes
- Connecticut -> Communisticut
- Oregon -> yOreGunsAreGone
- Ohio -> Occupy-o
- Minnesota -> MinneSocialista
- New York -> New Woke (note: NYC, a.k.a. AOC, is a gerrymandered “virtual state” to improve electoral college representation. On the other coast, Los Angeles and San Francisco are likewise gerrymandered “virtual states” to improve electoral college representation)
- New Mexico -> ceded to Mexico to create new immigration routes, now know as El Estado de Pasaje Libre
- Washington, D.C. (District of Columbia) -> Clitoris, D.K. (Das Kapital)
No Puerto Rico? :( :( :(
More like Puerto Freako amirite?
Ukraine next to blue+yellow combo is a nice touch
Stop making Missouri look cool, kthx
There are few places I fear.
But Omegahio, it scares me.
When I was a kid in Latin America there was a map of the US painted on the school wall with the state names on it. It was a running battle between the students who would chalk a “P” before “Utah” and the teachers who would erase it. As far as I know, the battle is ongoing to this day. (not that we had anything against Utah, it was just too easy a juvenile pun.)
“Whoregon” might make it into my rotation
I love Wokelahoma and Gay Marry Land
