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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon finally gets a gf

sh.itjust.works

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Anon finally gets a gf

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    And this is why you need a 3-2-1 backup strategy.

  • shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee
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    Fake: OP uploaded a Pepe with the post, so his Pepes are not gone.

    Gay: He’s more interested in a male frog than in a girlfriend.

    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      Fake: she knows what pepes/shitposting are (“you don’t need these”)

  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    Take the opportunity to grow up and leave a bad habit behind. Then find a new girlfriend who will respect your boundaries and won’t fuck with your computer.

    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

      No one gets my password, I’ll create a separate account for you.

      • Davel23@fedia.io
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        NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 both had real logins, and they both had workstation versions.

      • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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        This is Lemmy, you find that anon and tell them they need to be using GNU/Linux!

        • Genius@lemmy.zipBanned
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          Or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux!

  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Recover them from the trash folder.

    • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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      Maybe also use a password in the future

      • dukepontus@sh.itjust.works
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        How do you put a password on a folder?

        • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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          7 months ago

          Encrypted zip

          • Natanael@infosec.pub
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            Doesn’t prevent deletion though

            Need ACL for that

  • lectricleopard@lemmy.world
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    This is not a real interaction. Dude is basically saying “hey guys, imagine if I got a girlfriend, and she found out im a 4chan shirposter… that’d be sweet… no wait I did get a girlfriend… Envy me nerds!”

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      Wait, so it’s fake?

      Damn, that’s so gay

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