“Oh look at that it’s an Iranian backed organization. What are the odds.” - Half the GOP

“It’s clearly Antifa trying to blame the innocent, Russian backed Iran.” - Other half of the GOP

I always enjoy a trump jealousy meltdown.

A car is cheaper than most colleges.

You can ask a MAGA person almost anything and get a “I’m a hardass” type answer. However, the reality is many are cowardly little shits.

We should have never been involved in any of that shit since WW2. 125 bad decisions don’t justify an additional bad decision.

Be careful about what you auto insert.

I take quick showers after certain things like sex, working out, or when I used to live in Florida and get swamp ass.

Iran is supported by Russia.

Three recessions. People always forget the dotcom bubble that was made worse by the market going down after 9/11.

If he wanted a Nobel peace prize he should have just committed genocide. That’s what most of the others did.

When you stick you sick through a hole in the wall, it all feels the same.

Then you can see where it tries to stay close until Reagan and it splits faster than a cheerleader.

Why do we need a role model anyway? I’m a straight white married male with no kids and very progressive. I don’t need a role model to not be a piece of shit.

My wife has a friend who is a quirky anime loving girl with no desire for kids, not religious, and makes good money in healthcare.

Her friend is married to a hardcore Trump cultist that really wants kids, is very religious, and despite not having a good paying job, wants his wife to stay home and tend to the future kids.

My wife and I just honestly don’t understand how they are married.