Ariselas

maybe he heard about Canada’s 49 year war with Denmark https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

laughed a little too hard at this one.

How many hours of the day does the ultra right-wing spend thinking about penises?

Just a guy living his best life and society just can’t leave him alone

Did he hit the accelerator rather than the brake?

also crazy that he got going fast enough in a garage to do that much damage.

I remember this machine, it was out of stock on everything but Fresca and wouldn’t give me my quarters back.

so … he can’t read. I mean we all know it already, but maybe he coulda managed a kids book.

Sounds like communism to me.

is his name Oscar by any chance?

Sometimes it’s safer that way https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisis

“shot at”

There’s a FIAT joke in there somewhere, I’m just not sure where.

I’m sure someone has fallen down a flight of windows over it.

Full game on a disk? You new school kids don’t know that 1/2 of the game is loading the 17, 5 1/2" floppies in order just to install your game.

it would be a nice July 4th show

but I don’t believe in m&m’s

yeah, they fall in, or dive in and hit their head in the shallow water, knock themselves out and drown.

Take it from an X-er, “it” comes back around again and you’ll recognize it but it will be the “it” that should be left in the past like parachute pants.

It’s Russia, so more tactical meat waves?