Now this is life advice!

Can you kick up the 4d3d3d3?

Maybe schools in America need to start getting CEOs to come and do talks there for the kids. Then maybe there can be considerably more happy little accidents out of horrific events that have no solution.

How could someone do this. The line was going up!

Download some extra ADHD from a reputable site?

I do not like [opposite gender of reader]. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Plus you’re usually getting fucked in some way.

I think I’m picking up what you’re putting down. Start feet first

Is there a way to guillotine people more than once? It’d be a shame to let them get out easy.

Why is their three sevenths bigger than our three sevenths‽

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

Is Nestle above paying cartels for killings? That seems like it’d be right up their alley.

Less profits for shareholders? And that is unacceptable!

/s

Shia LeBeouf

He’s following you about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He’s gaining on you!

Shia LaBeouf

Bonjour

“I got here as fast as a felt like getting here!”

-Ted Cruz

probably

So yelling racial slurs at the water/shooting the water, or even both at the same time until it subsides…?

My response to Real Men® statements is “Real men don’t need their masculinity defined by others.”

Yeah, it seems not many people know the last bit. I say it everytime after a slight pause “… oftentimes better than master of one.” And then watch the little look of confusion. Some people will stop and think about it, and comment something like, I guess that’s true, but not as often.

…But why male models?