Me to my mind: Bitch, you created this shit, you fix it.

1. Create problem
2. Solve that problem
3. ???
4. Profit.

Are we at the beheading part of history yet?

They’re Pawnstars.

Cunt is gender neutral.

It’s not a new day untill you sleep.

Maaaaa! That weird fuckin cats back again!

Isn’t there also that story about his ex wife walking in on him watching csam?

I can hear that image.

Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.

I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.

A lot of people, including Kevin Costner think it’s a bad movie, I think it’s awesome.

Waterworld is one of my favourite movies.

I bet he gives the best scritches.

So now my head cannon is that Freddy chills in dogs dreams when he needs a break from the grind.

Did they give their drug dealers jobs?

Pam Bondi:

That’s, “Stop being a cunt, dickhead.” in Aussie.

SIX! I shove more than that into my mouth in one go, fucking six… Oooo look at Mr 6 chips over there, he’s sooooo good at portioning his food, god I want to fuck him… Said nobody.