Who gives a shit about Notch in 2025

Why believe in the completely logical explanation when there’s a bat shit insane one right over there?

No idea why a European would ever want to come here. The travel options there are much better and cheaper. Oh and you won’t get thrown into a foreign prison.

I doubt many people are sad that they had to cancel their trip to South Sudan lol

Everyone’s talking like he’s won the mayorship already.

I called some racists on TikTok “gross” and that was removed. I’m not paraphrasing. That’s the whole comment right there. Gross.

Yes, raw white onion.

I worry that even if everything was right in my life it still wouldn’t be enough. Passion has become so rare.

This isnt entirely accurate because there’s no wave for nuclear annihilation

The systems put into place benefit the selfish because the selfish are willing to do whatever it takes to appease their own self interest regardless of any sense of morality or shame.

I genuinely believe there is 0 chance we will ever heal the earth. Collapse of Earths natural systems seem inevitable.

9/11 is a fraction of a fraction of the horror the U.S has unleashed on other countries.

America is a den of self righteous fuckwits.

The money goes to the war hawks, not the teenagers that actually end up fighting and dying. That’s why it keeps happening. People in power put a price and bodies and they’re entirely happy with the payout. Doesn’t cost them a drop of sweat, an inkling of blood, a modicum of effort. Just sign here and unleash those kids to the grinder. Sweet sweet money comes from their deaths. How honorable.

America bombs a country - Great military action

Country attacks back - Insurgent act of terrorism

My stepdad worked hard all his life. He managed to buy his own plane and fly it all around. To some flying up in a plane might seem somewhat insignificant, but most people never get to fly at all.

We’ve only got so much time to get a plane.

Why are Christians so afraid of their God given bodies

It’s all that pesky risk of life imprisonment

I’ve seen douchenozzles on LinkedIn talking about how they make fake reddit threads to promote their product. They acted like it was such a good thing too.

It’s too late I’ve got his social security number

Nobody wants to answer these snobbish fan checks. Anybody asking these kinds of questions is red-flagging themselves for a shit personality.