The expression “Democrats have once again snatched defeat from the jaws of victory” is sadly accurate, for the wrong reasons.

It really fucks with your mind doesn’t it? I’m not even THAT old, and even I recall when Republicans were slightly more left than modern Democrats.

The DNC didn’t allow us to protest vote though… they forced Biden, he proved too feeble, forced Harris, who backed Isreal, and then (yet a-fucking-gain) saw a weak voter turnout. I voted for the lesser of two evils, while holding my nose, like I needed to… but the rest of the country hates women and is too stupid to know what’s in our conjoined best-interest.

Not if you’re wearing the strappy leather outfit to match, no.

How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?

Shit, they were hostile to the wrong kind of white people for most of the time as well…

Yes.

Aren’t they only called penguins because of their resemblance to the now extinct great Auk, a Northern pole bird? Which would justify the attachment to the North pole and Santa?

Oof. This one hit close.

If the room was bright… yes, it would! Even if only momentarily.

Left knows how, right knows when.

This somehow still feels insulting to a sack of month old cat turds… at least that can be compostable.

Disgusting! “Kawabunga” is their word.

I learned this (not the codpiece part) from the show ‘reservation dogs’, where (I believe) he made a cameo… playing sax in the background.

Dolph Lundgren can smell crime!