

Christmas horror. As the autumn months rolled on target shoppers started to notice a peculiar toy trend, not driven by ticktok or tumu but from international sanctions, blockades and the executive order issuing only one dolly per child this Christmas.
To stream line the Christmas production and help Santa out the year the government steps in to help with the issuing of the Dolly’s. They come in pink or blue. They will be produced by the countries biggest funds donee sorry family driven org. To make the kids happy they will all be called buddie and will be quipped with a Ai driven function to chat to you like a real friend. They will listen to your child’s worries, insecurities and your families every thought.
Santa not happy at thought of being out of a job moving forward decides to take action by sneaking into every home on Christmas Eve to steal the dolls. However upon dropping down the chimney is greeted by doll with the face drawn by Ai slop, its eyes turn corporate blue and alert the local authority. At the report of an undocumented migrant comes in a special Christmas hit squad named ICE is dispatched….this is as far as I got, it needs a name and an ending if anyone fancies completing it.
Was America…but it seems it isn’t what it said it was.