Ich hack ein Loch in unser Raumschiff!

Ich weiß es ist nicht klug!

Which also nicely mirrors the Nazis calling everybody that contradicts them Lügenpresse.

Turning the US into Russia 2.0

Nobody took Mein Kampf seriously either.

Also possible, yes. The way he almost acted like a robot at the end was a dig at him being an NPC, I thought. But it could also be a dig at Paladins always being straightforward, literally. That’s the great thing about the movie, many gags work on several levels.

Yep, and at some point the DM lost his patience with the group and introduced a friendly OP NPC (the paladin) to get the story rolling already.

That would be really encouraging if OP could read.

And a meat shield in the form of his youngest son.

No way that’s true! (Checks it.) Time is the fire in which we burn.

It’s really a very good movie. The best thing about it is feels like an actual session being filmed. You can almost tell when the rolled a 0 and when they rolled a 20.

Don’t give them ideas, they already want to bring back asbestos.

Also, don’t eat their food! As in, don’t trust their recipes.

Well, as a German, I would advise that she be should be cursed so that hair is constantly growing out of her mouth. Haha. The end.