It’s dipping.

If you pay 9$ for that it will just make you sad. Let them pour some sugar milk foam in it so at least you don’t know that you are drinking burnt mediocre coffee.

I’ve always wondered about the sugar cereal part. Is there a spoon adapter for your gun that you use for that?

Could see this if it had a camera inside and showed you the toast clearly as it was browning. Doesn’t need an IP address for that though. Also why do ovens have windows but toasters don’t? I always feel like I’m gambling picking a number and hoping my toast comes out right.

I imagine she pretty much just sees eyelashes

I feel like I’ve probably downloaded a torrent off this very machine.

Can I come?

I’ll never understand why people buy those talking push button things for their pets. One of their greatest advantages over humans is that they don’t talk imo.

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I think we knew like we knew Eddie Spaghetti liked to eat spaghetti before anyone even told us that about Eddie.

Rich schmucks see an opportunity to offer high- interest loans to these families to do some yacht repairs.

Rich schmucks see an opportunity to offer high- interest loans to these families to do some yacht repairs.

Open format headphones are for real life. I’ll never go back.

Well both here methinks. The venn diagram of stupid and “gunbrains” involves heavy overlap.

To be dropped from the helicopter as a human extinguisher?

Must be sampling error. Car thieves aren’t that agreeable. Has to be closer to 9/10. Even 1/10 dentists don’t agree that using toothpaste is important.

I thought it was five seconds. Five minutes maybe for the last roll if you’ve had two or three already. I can’t stand it when everyone is so damn polite not wanting to take the last one of a shared food item to the point of allowing it to go to waste. Give it a fair pause but then take that last roll or cookie or whatever if you want it.

Tell your friend this is really important. An anonymous Lemmy account seems reasonable to me. God bless your friend, we need to fight these fascists one by one.

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My therapist has also recommended I consider conquering sovereign states. That or exercise.