I’m hoping it’s fake because I fear if it were real it would be spelled Straight

Gasp! What???

Aren’t Republicans all about states rights and less federal government involvement? I guess it’s okay if they’re pushing THEIR agenda and not the other way around. /s

Why do you think prices can’t go any higher? They most definitely can and will in the coming months.

What really sells it is that he only cares about himself. He would gladly throw people under the bus if he was truly innocent but instead he’s using bodies to help protect him.

Nah that’s relief that they’re almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

That’s how far the scales have tipped now, sadly

I think whatever the average life expectancy is at the time of elections, the maximum age you can be president would be 10 years less. That way they have a decade to sit in the garbage world they created

I should’ve added a sarcasm tag in there. You’re right though, I was trying to imply with such a crazy low percentage it’s not even a drop in the bucket and probably would be considered just a straight up grift.

So people have paid off 0.00019% of the debt… nice

What’s the phrase Republicans use again? “If you did nothing wrong then you should have nothing to worry about”

Talk about karma