He’s 33, you have to be 35 to run for president

I did the exact same thing, long ago. I saw it only had like 2g fiber per 4oz serving, so I drank a quart. Spent 8 hours on the toilet, my roommate was bringing me Gatorade and laughing at my tears.

You know those funny reviews of sugar free gummy bears that like, ruined people’s day/lives/grounded planes after a bag was shared among passengers and then shat their literal souls out until they begged for mercy that did not come? ( https://www.amazon.com/review/RZFIYJTPVUZ94 )

Yeah, that’s because of sorbitol, the artificial sugar/laxative that is naturally occurring in high doses in prunes.

It’s the contrast of his pink head and that particular shade of blue in the background creating an optical illusion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromostereopsis

https://vitalibrary.com/wild-lettuce-pain-sleep-benefits/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFT_nj1O2tZ/

Flip it around to be a mirror image instead of photo orientation. Your brain is accustomed to seeing your own face in the mirror and corrects for the asymmetry, so it can seem exaggerated when flipped the other way in pictures.

Looney Tunes calls it the Victory Clasp https://youtu.be/ljMBzZ_061I

But Wikipedia calls it the “self clasping handshake” which…. sounds like a euphemism…?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-clasping_handshake

Don’t forget the goddamn socialist fire department!

My neighbor starts tractoring his field around 11pm. I think it’s to avoid the heat or maybe sunburn? Outside city limits there are no noise rules. Also why my other neighbor purchased a train horn, just to play with.

A song to shame the ibis:

https://youtu.be/9sBXcZ0G_ls

My grandmother had her left hand tied to her high chair or behind her back by her mother before she even went to school. People are fucked up.

The Hidden Brain podcast episode, “Relationships 2.0, The power of tiny interactions” is about just that! Very good episode of a very good podcast.

blood samples

I guess the rules changed since 2020:

https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/national-media-release/cbp-meet-legal-requirement-collect-dna-samples-certain-populations

CBP is NOT collecting DNA from persons encountered under the following circumstances:

Aliens lawfully in, or being processed for lawful admission into the United States;

Aliens held at a Port of Entry during consideration of admissibility and not subject to further detention or proceedings;

Aliens held in connection with maritime interdiction;

or When the FBI system, NCIC, indicates CODIS already contains a DNA profile for the individual.

I set some humming bird food to boil a while back. Got distracted in the other room and smelled smoke. Went back into the kitchen and couldn’t see the stove there was so much smoke. Then the smoke alarm went off. Very effective. Took hours to scrub the burn sugar out of the pot and days to get rid of the smoke smell in the house.

Pro tip, always set a timer when you walk away from something on the stove.

If you cut about .5cm off the outside of the stalk it’s quite tender inside.

Oh, but the gas…

I literally did not.