Hello fellow old person. I too miss things that just work.

Hey dont besmirch the name of the guy who killed hitler.

You are oh so right but i wish you were wrong.

Why are texan men so red and have squeaky voices?

No they deliberately bury the options they know we want so we have to go digging for them. Dark patterns and all.

Arrrrrr

Sunset. I like sunrises but they happen too early in the day for me.

I hear you, but Stan was just a cheap-ass.

My conservative former friend said he would never vote for any tax for any reason.

Crazy, but true. No he didnt want anything well funded.