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“Yup, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here…”
Fresh green coconut water
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users
6·3 months agoA new meaning to “nose job”
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politics @lemmy.world•Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
12·3 months agoHonesty is the best policy! Thanks you piece of shit!
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why are non-binary and asexual flags Wario and Waluigi colored, respectively?
6·3 months agoHave you ever seen a non binary person and wario at the same place at the same time? There’s your answer.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•None of this "what are you thankful for" shit today. What's something you hate?
112·3 months agoThanksgiving, cool idea but could we not celebrate genocide by murdering some birds whil living on stolen land, thanks 😊
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man in Taiwan somehow gets 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup in bottom, claims it got there 'by accident'English
12·3 months agoAt least it wasn’t a jar
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•[NSFW] How do you deal with a high sex drive in a dry spell?
3·3 months agoFor me sex is extremely tied to love, I don’t see myself doing it enjoyably eith someone I am not romantically invested in.
Even though I know this is satire, it still made want to shoot OP.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•[NSFW] How do you deal with a high sex drive in a dry spell?
2·3 months agoIt is both! I’m happy to hear your story or your advice!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•[NSFW] How do you deal with a high sex drive in a dry spell?
6·3 months agoWell, I just don’t feel ready to have a connection and I am not into casual sex.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•[NSFW] How do you deal with a high sex drive in a dry spell?
2·3 months agoHow do you channel hornyness into something that isn’t sexual?
The white house is for the people, by the people!
The people being pedophiles and rapists.
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News@lemmy.world•Pennies Are Trash Now | The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.
3·3 months agoI would be impressed
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News@lemmy.world•Angola High School teacher arrested after two students allegedly ate THC edibles she left in classroom
81·3 months agoMaybe she lives at the classroom! Don’t judge until you know all the facts!







You choose which emotions to empower and which to discourage. I think Buddha said it?
Basically, you really can choose to focus on the good parts of life/an event and you don’t have to let the negatives consume you.