Just the picture made me cum!

“Yup, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here…”

Fresh green coconut water

A new meaning to “nose job”

Honesty is the best policy! Thanks you piece of shit!

A real treat!

Have you ever seen a non binary person and wario at the same place at the same time? There’s your answer.

Thanksgiving, cool idea but could we not celebrate genocide by murdering some birds whil living on stolen land, thanks 😊

At least it wasn’t a jar

Crox

For me sex is extremely tied to love, I don’t see myself doing it enjoyably eith someone I am not romantically invested in.

Even though I know this is satire, it still made want to shoot OP.

It is both! I’m happy to hear your story or your advice!

Well, I just don’t feel ready to have a connection and I am not into casual sex.

How do you channel hornyness into something that isn’t sexual?

The white house is for the people, by the people!

The people being pedophiles and rapists.

Exactly

I would be impressed

Maybe she lives at the classroom! Don’t judge until you know all the facts!

First rule about bubbles popping: If you think it will happen soon, it will not.