What in the last 50 years of history leads you to believe that avoidable children deaths are even an issue for the US?

All that is bad, but you left out the only one that matters:

Gas prices went up.

Little did you know, if you said yes, they would have given you a job in the government.

“Donald Trump is bombing Iran because he wants to feel powerful”

No. He’s bombing Iran because Obama made a joke about him and everybody laughed.

Suggesting he’s doing it to feel powerful gives him so much more credit than he deserves.

If you think New York would stick with President Pedophile, you haven’t been paying attention. New York State includes New York City, and New York City hated him long before he became president.

When I’m at the deli, I tend to order by the slice so that I have exactly the right amount of everything for the sandwiches I plan to make.

Ultimately, I wouldn’t blindly throw cheese and bread in a bag to bring along on a trip. I would only count out the exact amounts I need. However, if I made a mistake and there was an imbalance, it would not be an issue because I have no problem eating either bread or cheese on its own.

I am realizing right now that my daughter would consider all of that to be evidence of autism. Which I still deny because I have not been diagnosed as being on the spectrum. In my opinion, it’s just rational sandwich planning.

I believe they are referencing the way Trump always chickens out.

Has the world as a wholeprogressed to the point that we couldn’t consider all of everything on Lemmy to be first world problems?

How much of a presence do non-first-world people have on Lemmy?

I’ve been working on it, but I’m not sure about how to handle the creation story. When reboots redo the hero’s creation story, it starts to be a drag. However, the last time they rebooted, they kind of started in the middle, so maybe it’s time to start again from the beginning.

Or maybe, we go pre-creation and see what God was up to beforehand?

You think it’s ok to ask a woman if she’s expecting?

You never reference a woman’s pregnancy until after you have been informed that she is pregnant. If you see a woman and you think she’s pregnant and think you should say something about her pregnancy, keep your mouth shut. Staple it shut if you need to, but don’t say anything.

Any pregnant woman who wants to talk about her pregnancy will announce it to you. Pregnant women will let you know they are pregnant. You don’t have to ask.

This is from a man whose wife got sick, gained weight, and had to put up with idiots asking her if she was expecting. One jackass actually put her hands on her belly to feel the “baby” kick.

Not even against America and Israel?

If they wanted the amendment to specifically apply to former slaves only, they would have said that. However, I doubt it would have been adopted if it didn’t apply to everyone.

Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?

A guy died at work. I was his manager, so when he went missing for a few days, the police called me and asked me to check his office in the basement.

After I found his body, I was scheduled to be off a couple days. When I got back the office he had been in was emptied, stripped bare, new floor, new ceiling, new paint.

A few weeks after that, I saw him walking down a hall. I rushed to the corner he had turned down, but he wasn’t there.

He also had a distinctive odor. Poor hygiene combined with strong cologne. There were a bunch of times when I’d suddenly smell him standing nearby.

I’m not a big believer in ghosts. I figure it was just my mind working through it.

In Soviet Russia, it is lovin’ you.

There’s nothing they can do about the extreme pain you live with for hours to a few days. You just suffer horribly.

They may not be able to save you, but there is something they can do about the extreme pain if they are willing.

The Fart of War

The exact quote was:

“Nobody gets to be a millionaire without exploiting people.”

A millionaire is anyone whose net worth is at least one million.

The criticism was valid. They didn’t specify income. If they intended to, they should have said that.

How did they hold their ground? They gave up their only bargaining chip in exchange for absolutely nothing meaningful.

I was wondering what crime your hand committed to be placed under arrest.