Trump was simping for Kim Jong Un during his first term. This is basically a rerun.

The tankies describe themselves as such.

To not be associated with them, more actual far-left adherents need to actively disavow the tankies.

…and then things got worse.

No problem, volunteer to be a poll worker for your county.

If you’re there in an official capacity they can’t complain about you loitering or ask you to leave.

but as previously noted I am a consumer whore!

Oh my, hit a nerve did she?

Something built for business use, not a consumer grade inkjet printer. They’re all terrible, barely-technically-working-5-minutes-from-landfill junk.

Mostly that means a laser printer. Canon and Brother have good driver support on Linux.

Something like this Brother HL-L3220CDW: https://ebay.io/m/7laVWS

https://www.brother-usa.com/p/laser-printers/HLL3220CDW?pid=HLL3220CDW

Friends don’t let friends buy inkjets.

some of these folks take themselves and their shitpost commenting too seriously

i have so many edges that im impractical to sharpen

crop the snickers part, you got it

That’ll stop those school shooters

Probably not. That would require police to enter the building to use them.

the pain machine

I can’t imagine anything more useless than a nondeterministic Excel function.

Wet, or old dry and musty?

I am hopeful that this means there is actually a limited number of these assholes that are willing to be really abusive, and they’re being moved around to accomplish intimidation goals.

delicious yellow cake

Do these have a safety switch?

These pants are broken!

That is in fact not a crime in the relevant country:

On June 11, 1990, the Supreme Court in the case of United States v. Eichman struck down the Flag Protection Act, ruling again that the government’s interest in preserving the flag as a symbol does not outweigh the individual’s First Amendment right to disparage that symbol through expressive conduct.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_Protection_Act

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_desecration

Flag desecration is legal in the United States and carries no criminal or civil penalties. Based on Wikipedia’s list, the US is more progressive on this issue than most other countries.