So my balls won’t be vibrating… Misleading advertisement.

So do you just put your balls on top of those two red things?

That’s okay. I’ll be the only one doing any… Thrusting

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My weapon is bigger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That’s crazy. Like the fuq

Loyalty tests. That’s all he can do at this point. You know he’s watching 8 tvs at once monitoring who’s using the new word.

We’ve gone full hunger games.

Lack of performance anxiety

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One shart and it’s ruined.

I do better with an audience.

Yup. Young men pretend to be Haredi for a few years to avoid service so now they only have the ultra theological nuts to draft from.

When it comes to the genetic testing… You are… >!Not the Ancestors!<

Now that Trump can’t run again and isn’t even going to be on the ballot I’m done with him.

(Ya I know Trump is going to try to stay in office but if that man lives another 2 years the world ended anyways.)

They haven’t set enough money on fire?

Agreed. The obsession with oil is a very western culture problem.