High vis vest, hard hat, mask, telescoping pole and a plastic bag with glue could be used for “maintenance”.

No more beef

Make the switch

Eat the rich

Well you could always have my neighbours who leave their dogs barking for days while they’re away AND rev the shit out of their Motorcross bikes right by our house.

TIL what a honeywagon is! Never heard them called that. Mostly know them as a sucker truck or vac truck but I’m in Aussie so…

“…plus tens of thousands of dollars in annual maintenance fees.”

And

“…enough diesel fuel to run its generators for 2 1/2 years.”

Hopefully they have spares and a tech to do the maintenance for the 2 1/2 years that the apocalypse lasts 🙄