And harder, presumably

Nevertheless, avoid stepping on rattlesnakes

I went to an Ottawa 67s game the other day. At the one-minute mark it was like “ha ha, this thing” at the two-minute mark I was calculating how much my beer expenditure would have to be to last the whole game.

Cope, Nanni.

What better place than the desert for a water-hungry installation like a data center?

No way he gets anything done. He’d be a lame duck until the next election, and then he’d be history.

That elephant bout to puke sugarcane

I didn’t see anything about reading the fan mail…

Okay next up we’re reading for the part of “deer in headlights”…

Namaste, Donkeh!

This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip

An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

Uh, it’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, Super Bowl… Don’t sleep on the Super Bowl

Work productivity? That’s a strange way to say “shareholder value”.

I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates

Hero

What an hole

Ghost of Tsushima will be sold at fine art rates

Gold is as worthless as paper

When will we stop this practice of saying something worthless is valuable just so that greedy fuckers can hoard that crap?

Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”

Look, just ease off on ruining creamsicles for what’s left of the span of time