All of the Samurai Except the White Guy

“Boomer” has become a general insult for “out of touch”

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Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

1 First Date

I would rewatch the entire MCU run if they refilmed it with Muppets.

Zip drives filled such a small tech window between floppies & CD-Rs.

I was the ubernerd with the Zip 250, lol

I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins…

Congratulations! You get to be a low-level henchman. If you’re lucky, some actor in the distant future will play you in the movie adaptation and they may even get assigned a designation like “Henchman #7” or “Blue shirt Henchman”!

I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”

Assigned Cis At Birth

I’m probably like a +7.

I’ve got raspberry pis, 3D printers, a flipper zero, and various other bits of tech, but I haven’t gone full Cyberpunk.

Excuse me, who are you?

I probably have more hours in Diablo 2 than any other game.

I didn’t buy the remaster because I value having a life now.

I’m not sure if I should tell you to try Balatro, or to stay far away from it…

At first I thought you said “Grab the titties” and I chuckled, then I realized that I was the only one with my mind in the gutter.

Hunie Pop has a surprising amount of strategy involved.

To go the hardest, play “Sweet Home Alabama”!