Plum

Let’s say good weird.

Lemon pound cake with lemon drizzle.

Little late in the growing season to pivot.

You both can have all of my capers, forever.

Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

Capers can fuck off entirely.

No.

Gollum, if he was a sex offender.

The trick is to have two going at any time. One to wear for a week straight, one to air out.

Alphebetizing by the “The” should be a criminal act.