By not being complete retards?

The other option was for Him to stop being a douche but that is not possible

Joan Rivers, I really miss Her, she was a comedic genius

Everything went to shit after Bowie died

I would rather walk than buy a tesla

Fuck reddit

You, because I’m going to starbucks in a different state using this sweet ass jet

I thought this war was going to be done in 3 days, you are telling me that all the USA military budget is not enough to win a war against (*checks notes*) Iran?

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch

how to influence people and win friends.pdf

‘I know He is your friend’

                                    Ricky Gervis

This solution might be too hard for all people, but damn this is a step in the right direction, I wish there were a thousand options we could choose from instead of just google

Hey man, I dress all black because I’m a ninja, that’s part of my heritage

even by just becoming a linux user, you are helping making it more mainstream

Nobody gives a fuck about housing…once they purchase their fifth house

What was that thing that magas were against? Snowflakes?

that’s an amazing selling point for Tesla, not just that your apocalypse car can’t survive a carwash, but it will snitch on you

Those evil cubans with their Mojito invasion

Are they going after the bad guys that are bombing schools or desalination plants?

Thank you for your sevice