You gotta let him be a ‘plays by his own rules’ type so I assume he’s a retired mercenary who is pulled back in for 1 last job.

Reboot everything.

Customers make a mess. Looters at least empty the shelves.

Because MAGA is in denial. They think Nazis are left wing.

That is a bizarre interaction.

It’s for people who are functionally illiterate. They think this opens up a whole new market for them to sell to.

Like the Mueller Report “summary”

Man Of Steel had the dumbest outfit. Made it dark just for the sake of making everything dark.

I once had an interaction with a coworker who was saying something about the news. Something about the Proud Boys (not important). I mentioned a news article I’d just read about them. Coworker said he didn’t believe it. So I offered to show them the article. And he said, “even if you show me the article I still won’t believe it.”

We could have the pee tape and 80% of his supporters would call it fake. His supporters don’t live in reality.

Yes I can stop myself from sneezing without holding my nose. But I’ve heard it’s bad for you. Some people cannot do it, and are surprised when I do.

And yet on January 7th every MAGA coworker I had insisted that it was Antifa, not Trump supporters.

TBF it’s more like they crush up a multi-vitamin and it’s basically a gatorade plus a tiny bit of multivitamin.

Usually it’s 1 second of yellow per 10 mph speed limit. So a 50 mph road would usually have a 5 second yellow. While 25 mph 3 second yellow.

It always seems to boil down to women not being feminine enough.

Why do they hate bicycles so much? I honestly don’t understand. What did bicycles do to them?

Second one married Dwyane Wade.

Well I keep quitting and it hasn’t been great for me lately.

How many people is this expected to effect? I’m assuming like 1 or 2?

“We don’t want this car forcing its way through the entry, hurting other people,” CHP Sgt. Esteban Hernandez told the Los Angeles Times.

Does seem logical. They know who it is. There’s no need to create a situation where she’s full speed ramming a gate arm at the border.