Now they call you prince charming Can’t speak a word when you’re full of 'ludes
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I respect your yum boat.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•Trump's Mar-a-Lago meeting with Zelensky ends without agreement on how peace in Ukraine should look
8·3 days agoYou can also see the bruising from all the cocks he sucked.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Kennedy Center criticizes musician who canceled performance after Trump name added to building
24·4 days agoOh you don’t like that?
Well here’s some advice for ya
Suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a dick, and by the way suck a dick.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•As a Nurse who works nation wide I have seen the effects of narcan on heroin,meth,acid and such. But what would happen to a person who is really really high on weed?
13·5 days agoBrother, you say that, yet we have nurses who are anti Vax. Don’t be surprised at the stupid people in jobs they shouldn’t be in.
It’s a mad world.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death?
32·7 days agoBro. No. Just no…
✝️✝️✝️ you need Jesus.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Newly released Epstein file links Trump to murdered newborn baby dumped in Lake Michigan
234·7 days agoIf anyone else was linked or even hinted at being linked to something like this, they’d be in prison before you could say howdy there.
Honestly, I’m probably wrong. I thought about it and said fuck it, let it ride.
I never had faith in him, but if the man is willing to put himself on the line and claims he has nothing to hide, while also wanting the full release of the files…well I’ll give him a chance to speak his piece.
Atleast he isn’t dodging the shit like Trump is
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The crossover you've been waiting for
9·8 days agoThat’d make me nut so quick.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump raped a pregnant 13 year old girl, was present when her newborn was murdered
2·8 days agoI’m glad I’m 20 yrs past 13.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump raped a pregnant 13 year old girl, was present when her newborn was murdered
3·8 days agoPut them in the Iron bull or whatever it’s called. One at a time. Musk can be last.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump raped a pregnant 13 year old girl, was present when her newborn was murdered
56·8 days agoTRUMP DESERVES TO BE DRAGGED BY 4 HORSES IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!
SUCK MY DICK U.S GOVT.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Character.AI sued after boy, 11, found sexting w/ ‘Whitney Houston,’ ‘Marilyn Monroe’English
341·8 days agoWe’re in a cocktail mix of Futurama and Idiocracy.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason
1·8 days agoYou had my upvote till I saw you throwing shade at corn. I will Cobb your ass for talking shit on corn.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What wisdom from someone else has stuck with you?
1·9 days agoHey, great minds think alike!
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What wisdom from someone else has stuck with you?
12·9 days agoPersonally, this is one I given myself…
We’re all idiots. It just depends on how much of an idiot you want to be.



To me in the sticks 30 mins is close anything less is down the road.