Wait. We don’t have to sell underwater properties to Aquaman. We can sell everything to Zillow!?

I wouldn’t be surpised if the DNC was actively looking at various rules to get rid of Zohran.

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

I’ll kidnap you. I’ll even throw in mailing a severed finger to someone for free.

Conservatives see the world as a zero sum. In order for one group of people to gain rights, another group has to lose rights.

Thanks for the recommendaion to block this shit goblin.

Yes, Moth. This one right here is preaching heresy.

To be fair, there’s a good chance that there isn’t much of a future for kids cuase you know … gestures to everything

The Economy* demands that you sacrifice yourself.

*Really the rich parasites demand it.

I read that in Phil Sebben’s voice.

You are truly a legend to dedicate to the bit.

There can only be one.

No, no no, it should be; causes autism telescopes.

Remember to leave your kids in the car to take the cookies out when they done.

While I know Thomas was only picked cause they demonstrated loyalty to Trumpy.

The whole framing around their age and past jobs makes me feel icky. People are defined by the first jobs. We’re all complaining about how this world is being run by drooling old people.

The framing really implies that young people should never been put into positions of power and we should really highlight people’s first jobs.

Really, the framing should be “Is Thomas bringing in experts? Are they learning about everything? Are they addressing the short comings of knowledge?”

If the answer is yes, it shouldn’t matter at all about their age or past experience.

Alas, the most likely situation is that Thomas suffers from “Idiot Confidence” and will muck things up. The whole purpose of Thomas is to find ways to crack down on leftists, non-white communities, and the LGBT community.

Born to late to serve in the US military in a middle east war.
Born to earlier to serve in the US military in a middle east war.
Born just in time to serve in the US military in a middle east war.

Nothing can stop Moth.