Exactly. Like with TenForward, I made it specifically to get away from abusive admins of another instance. Fine. I knew that was coming. But being left stood there like “Wait why can I remove other peoples posts” is just so fuckin bizarre. I don’t know if Lemmy ever added an update notifying you you’re a mod or anything. Maybe something in the automod. It is a bit nuts that you can just be dubbed mod lol

Feels like it occasionally. You know why I’m the mod of /c/Gay@Lemmy.world? Because when I started posting ages ago, I posted some memes in /c/Gay. The mod there just went “I don’t wanna be mod anymore” and randomly added me as a mod and left being a mod himself. No warning. Found out a couple days later noticing the M next to my name.

It’s an observation deck at Niagara Falls frozen over during the winter.

Source

What can I say… I am nothing if not homosexual

Trolling

Right. I’m trolling to say that “I don’t like random chocolate in the vanilla ice cream cones that I buy.”

Jesus Christ. You people are fucking hopeless.

My knowledge of the healing process of grabbing a skin flap is pretty limited but yeah, I’d assume so. Just with some scarring/visible sign that a skin graft was removed or added.

I DON’T.

I legitimately do not fucking understand how all of you went “Oh. He hates chocolate. He is clearly buying chocolate ice cream!” Like how the fuck did you get there?

Buys chocolate ice-cream

Kind of a crazy assumption on your part that the dude who just finished saying he hates chocolate is buying chocolate ice cream. Like… how the fuck did you get to that conclusion?

No dude. I buy vanilla ice cream. Vanilla ice cream that has peanuts on top and is in a cone. No chocolate except for the random plug of chocolate. I’m sorry. It’s totally on me for assuming that the logical leap between “Hate chocolate” and “not buying chocolate ice cream” was such an easy one. I will take greater care in future.

I hate chocolate. I don’t want no fuckin chocolate randomly surprising me. It is evil and should be banished.

Edit: Okay because apparently I need to literally spell this out for people for who cannot make the simple leap on their own…

I do not buy chocolate ice cream. I buy vanilla ice cream. It comes in a cone. It is vanilla. There is vanilla. That’s it. Maybe peanuts. Then, suddenly, chocolate.

Does that make more sense now? Jesus H. Christ.

Edit 2: Downvote me all you want. I’m not trolling, y’all are either utterly fucking incapable of understanding the concept of VANILLA ICE-CREAM, y’all are trolling or you’re living on such a distant plane of reality that you’re inventing shit that I’ve done then your opinion is worthless to begin with.

Have fun with the single brain cell amongst all of you and let me know whose turn it is tomorrow.

Phalloplasty. When they’re custom making you a dick they need the skin from somewhere. There are a couple places to take it from but one is the forearm.

Oh mine changes all the time too, it’ll just revert back to L O V E after ever so long. Like one stim wears off so it slips back to the original stim. It’s bizarre.

Kill me

Don’t get me started

Nah, it’s usually L O V E by Ashlee Simpson. I remember seeing a sort of fan music video of it when I was 14 that was that song plus clips of Leon S Kennedy from RE4. Now, for whatever reason, it’s like the “default elevator music” of my brain. I’ve never been able to find that video since. Makes me sad.

I’ve just got Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne playing in my head now

Join Me.

Edit: Derp. The reason it’s playing in my head is because those are the fucking lyrics. God I need more than like 3 hours sleep…

I post so much that occasionally I see replies in my notifications that I have no idea what the hell the context is for.

This was one of those moments and out of context? That’s fucking hilarious.

From my extremely limited understanding from once fucking a pilot, it’s not duct tape so much as like “air tape” or something. It’s not meant to hold things apart so much as create an aerodynamic stream so certain parts aren’t going to be ripped off. It’s supposed to be a temporary fix until proper maintenance can be done. Nothing is at risk of falling apart but there could be some potential risk of aerodynamic strain causing some problems if the tape wasn’t there. Also the side benefit of water not being able to get into the area that is being sealed. I’d say the amount of tape is probably surprising but not necessarily concerning.

Again, I’m not an expert. Just gathered knowledge from who the fuck knows where.

tl;dr tape make things safe when go zoomy but no hold together

So it’s a taxi.

Motherfucker loves trying to reinvent the wheel only to end up at the goddamn wheel.

“I’ma invent a giant system that goes underground so we can move people around faster!” That’s a subway, you santorum-covered condom.

Explain? Lol