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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day ago

Hardly know her rule

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Hardly know her rule

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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Frogging is when you wear two extra ribbed condoms… You basically just rib it…

  • drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Turn her into a frog, 100%

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Present her with a nice frog you just found.

    Women love frogs!

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      You can fascinate a woman with frog.

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      Can confirm, both of my partners as well as my sister in law love forgs

  • bluebadoo@lemmy.world
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    This.

    • HakunaHafada@lemm.ee
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      Froggy style!

      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        Pretty sure it’s still doggy fashion… dogs got in there first!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PwepToAis

  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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    Miss Piggy has entered the chat.

    • D_C@lemm.ee
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      Kermit has entered Miss Pi…

      …

      No, I can’t do it. It is sacrilege!

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    frogger the #LucioMafia ?

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    obviously

    • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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      I do not miss this game. I hadn’t thought of that in so long lol

  • don@lemm.ee
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    Well what would it mean to pork a woman?

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Miss Piggy has entered the chat.

    • ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      I had an ex proudly tell me that was his high school nickname. I’m ace, and somehow neither of us realized what the problem would be

  • smorty/maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    huh? whads the funi here?..,.

    • hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Frog 'er? I hardly know 'er!”

      A common response to any sentence containing a word with the “er” suffix, to humorously imply that the first speaker was suggesting they should [verb] a hypothetical woman.

      Originally this came about in contexts where the word ending in “er” could be truncated to a real verb, such as offering someone a banger (British colloquialism for sausage). “Bang 'er? I hardly know 'er!” Hysterical laughter all around.

      In this instance the poster is trying to use “frog” as the verb just so they can make this joke, but one cannot frog a woman.

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    Frog has long been a slur for French people. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to work out the rest.

    • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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      French kiss?

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    Surprise her by placing a live frog on her head when she least expects it?

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
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  • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The Princess and the Frog (2009)

  • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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    Outdadded her dad. Iconic.

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    dad reversed uno’d the dad card

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    Rubber balls?

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