Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.

One time I told my boss that the project we were working on was causing me to have a mental breakdown and that I needed to be put on something else.

The next day the project was canceled, turns out I wasnt the only one feeling thay way…

Thats still pretty sad and cringe tbh. Maybe do something more constructive with your time?

Is this a copypasta or are you having a stroke?

Right? They got that shit backwards. Op is a fraud. i is used in pure math, j is used in engineering.

Im proud to say that this morning i actually got up and did some of the things i planned to do!

Maybe i can do it again next month also…

Would.

Elon Musk, the once illegal immigrant, wants to fight the guy that just gave ICE a blank check and inpunity to kidnap anyone they want…

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Just straddle his knee and start grinding, he’ll figure it out

Man im working so hard to be that yard, but its not as easy as just stop mowing!

Always on the lookout for invasives, poison ivy, tree sapplings (my yard isnt big enough to support any more trees without threatening the house), and other undesirables.

Then theres also the english ivy encroaching from the corner that I’ve pretty much given up on :/

Bro forgot to drink more water too

Americans can’t do trains because it requires public infrastructure (rails), which apparently we are allergic to.

In 8th grade I opted to stay home from the DC field trip. I’d already been there with family before anyways and also hated all of my classmates.

Same, it just so happened while i was in a creative writing class in college and in my final paper i took wild left turn and went on a rant about how Christians who think god or jesus talk to them actually just have tulpas. It was supposed to be a paper about a poem by langston hughes…

I got a C.

Will this include pardons for the millions of people currently in prison for weed possession?

Last I heard he lives alone in a mansion in beverly hills all sad and depressed in his piles of money that can never replicate the true feeling of human connection and friendship that he yearns for. I almost kinda feel bad for him, but then I remember hes only sad and lonely cause hes an asshole.

Elon has all but admitted that the hyperloop was just a distraction to derail California’s public rail plans, and now that that ship has sailed he doesnt give a shit about hyperloop anymore. The Hyperloop concept is literally just a tool that Elon uses to prevent development of public transport in California so that people will buy more teslas instead.

Damn whats wrong with anime tiddy art? Are the normies ok?