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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

Anon ups his fibre intake

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Anon ups his fibre intake

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space
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    7 days ago

    Fiber is great, but in general, going from low to high fiber too quickly can do all kinds of gastrointestinal trouble, your microbiome has to adjust - and fiber supplements especially, if taken not as instructed, can indeed cause more severe complications like blockage.

    If you don’t poop for several days even though you are eating, that needs to be looked at. Anon got lucky it resolved on its own with a nice story to tell.

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.

    Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      Don’t forget plenty of water.

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        plenty of water, indeed. it what makes the shit soft.

  • Novaling@lemmy.zip
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    I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story 😭

    • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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      5 days ago

      Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.

  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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    Bro forgot to drink more water too

    • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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      you don’t necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water

      • EddoWagt@feddit.nl
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        You know you’re just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

        • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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          no I’m not drinking, I’m eating

          • Atropos@lemmy.world
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            • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
  • Im_old@lemmy.world
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    Oh gods Thank you for this I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

    • rtxn@lemmy.world
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      You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

      • Im_old@lemmy.world
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        Oh I know them! Almost bought one to leave at my last day of work in the office 😂

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        And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them 😆

        • faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works
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          https://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE

          • 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Hahaha omg that’s hilarious. I hope he lived

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