• Novaling@lemmy.zip
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    8 days ago

    I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story 😭

    • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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      7 days ago

      Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.

      • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
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        8 days ago

        Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.