And these fuckers were trying to “celebrate” the Rare anniversary on social media recently like they didn’t just cancel Perfect Dark and have done nothing with any of the other properties in years.

That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

It helped me get a real live wife.

And I bet even that won’t just play all of my old Xbox and 360 games.

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

Gonna push things to the absolute brink of collapse where the only possible way forward will be to finally tax the wealth class heavily and then they still won’t do that.

I’m not even going to look at it, I can tell it’s ai slop from the thumbnail.

It just all has a kind of bland sameyness to it all that once you see it you can spot it immediately in subsequent images.

I’ll go one further, how about he get buried in it?

Oh, is that what’s wrong with me?

Always have been. 🧑‍🚀🔫

You get it.

I would like her to crack my head open like a watermelon.

Love to have life dictated by puritanical religious nuts that like to blame their own urges on porn so everybody’s worse off in the end!

It’s the same in the sense of just knowing the information the game has I suppose but no it’s not the same as playing.

But it depends. Like if there’s a game I’m curious about but don’t think I’ll play then of course I’ll just watch someone else play it. If it’s a game I’m interested in and want to experience fresh on my own then no, unless I’ve played it already and the people playing it are amusing.

If I see some AI Slop thumbnail for your shit ass ripoff game then you can bet your ass I’ll never play it let alone ever pay money for it.

As if Americans aren’t already dumb enough.

There would be no joke because there would be no comic. No comic at all would be better than this.

Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.

Tbh I never really had trouble with which was which, despite their ridiculous naming conventions. And like the console is decent and they do a lot of things right. But also unless I’m just paying them a monthly fee for gamepass to get access to games that are also on other consoles then there’s no real particular benefit to the console aside from what backwards compatibility it offers. Which is okay but not nearly full BC coverage. And at this point with all the studios they’ve gutted, what more would a new console even bring to the table? An $800 price tag maybe.

This is just fucking AI. What are we even doing here? Stop fucking posting it!