Do proper nouns count? If so Abu Dhabi is fun to say

I have been in therapy for 10 years. Long road but I needed to take it this way to learn to be okay with myself and begin to trust others. I started going mainly because of a very bad temper and tendency to pick fights.

The first four years I spent talking about nothing in particular and gradually opening up to my therapist. Only kept going because I still felt like something was wrong.

Today I am much better, but it isn’t magic. It’s real work. I have struggled through it for a decade now and don’t think I could have gotten here had I not stuck with it.

Develop whatever language exists, find methods of timekeeping and recording history. I vaguely remember something about the first humans getting eaten a lot so maybe my priorities are in the wrong place

I always thought they were a couple

I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of “never gamble a fart”.

I want to change his portrait on wikipedia to this

In one test, models learned of a fictional executive’s affair and pending decision to shut them down. With few programmed options, the AI models were boxed into a binary choice — either act ethically, or resort to blackmail to preserve their goals. Anthropic emphasized that this does not reflect likely real-world behavior, but rather extreme, stress-test conditions designed to probe model boundaries. Still, the numbers are striking. Claude Opus 4 opted for blackmail in 96% of runs. Google’s Gemini 2.5 Pro followed closely at 95%. OpenAI’s GPT-4.1 blackmailed 80% of the time, and DeepSeek’s R1 landed at 79%.

Ladies and gentlemen the future of blackmail is here

Both equally effective in self defense

Alternatively: Die wondering why your kids don’t talk to you

For anyone else as dumb as me: MTG = marjorie taylor greene NOT magic the gathering

Under 25 trying to insure a wrapped coupe might have something to do with it

Reminds me of the lady with the morbidly obese caracal

Just for lemmy:

Most people on here care more about being right than affecting any sort of progress.