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2 hours agoFucker thought he was Lee Harvey Oswald and forgot to double-tap before his head got turned into a rooftop Jackson Pollock. Unforgivable mistake.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
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Probably blames Biden for the slow trickle of shit oozing down his leg too.
5·10 hours agoThe smart people have done their nerdy number-wizardry and said it’s not going to work but if your huge slingshot was tall enough to reach into space, you could just put the spaceship on top and call it a day. How to get it there is an exercise for the reader.
20·12 hours agoReminds me of the 3D Maze screensaver.
I’ve got some bad news about the passage of time. You might want to sit down or firmly grip your walker for support.
3·1 day agoI don’t see that lens option.
3·1 day agoTheir war on facts continues.
More than a decade, I remember seeing it around 04 or 05.
Which is why that error in diction shows up so often.
36·2 days ago
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I hear that there are actual lyrics later on in Land of 1,000 Dances, but other than the occasional ‘I said,’ I’ve never listened long enough to hear any of them.
Source: xkcd #851 (alternate version)
Couch fucker takes the reigns…
Reins, not reigns. Common homophone error but the phrase comes from the name of the straps used to control a horse.
Would be more of a shock to find a Trumpnik without Kremlin ties.
3·3 days agoCould drop this in !fakebandnames@lemmy.world too.
The shower where OP had this thought, presumably.
Romanes eunt domus.
Don’t hold your breath for him to acknowledge the difference between his words and
actionshis other words, hypoxia causes brain damage and brain damage is a path to Republicanism.