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If you rape kids your life should be destroyed though

Cool kids only, no squares

No but I did when my mom got remarried

Probably still is

Oh Mr. Kirk… I’m as upset as you to learn of Dexter’s truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!

When I got married I spent like $700

Jesus Christ what a horrible idea

Idk if I’d want to smoke penny joints

1861 it’s sweet except for when it’s not

Israelis have been downpressing the Palestinians for as long as there have been Israelis and Palestinians

Birds are reptiles

Send their office an invoice for whatever, they’ll probably just pay it.

Why are these alligators better identified than real ice

Yes then I’d take 6 months off, no brainer.

Imagine Dragons makes me vomit whenever I hear them

I 100% agree, the warrant alone wouldn’t be enough

At it’s core a house is an inhabited building. I think an occupied outhouse might work even, if you stuck a much of them together with the vampire in the middle. I’m envisioning like a 3x3 porta potty cube with a vampire in the center one.

But yeah I think there would have to at least be a person in each one

Hey, I’m an amateur vampirologist. Feel free to tell me to go F myself if you disagree, but here are my thoughts.

In most media I’ve seen it’s not the property line, it’s specifically the house.

Subletting leads to an interesting conundrum that I’ll have to explore more but on its face I think it checks out. I also think it’s very silly and would love to see a work that explored this.

As I understand it, you’d have to build them pretty close together so it couldn’t escape, especially if it can turn into mist or fly, but theoretically I think that would work too if you could build fast enough.

In my opinion it’s a middle ground between smoking a bowl and blasting a dab, it’s usually I think like 60 or 70%? But the flavor is otherworldly and it just feels fucking cool to smoke hash. Can’t recommend it enough

Nothing wrong with the world, just the people in it