I was arguing with a wife I made up in my head about not wanting to go to some event and her being mad at me because I was mopey the whole time. Even though I told her I wasn’t going to have a good time and she could just go without me. This happens every time and I don’t know why she keeps asking.

Anyway my fantasy wife and I are getting a divorce.

I think I’m hyperphantasic because I can play fruit ninja in my head and smell the juice as it lands on me.

It’s less fun when remembering an injury or every time one of my jokes hasn’t landed.

And it took a bunch of labor strikes with brutal crack downs on them to even get it down to 40 hours.

Be silly and carry a big stick

Other comments mentioned squats and deadlifts but the upper back is important too. Pullups and especially dead hangs are great for countering the effects of sitting at a desk.

Once you get your grip strength up you can hang and just let your spine decompress. It feels great. You can also do the opposite and keep your core engaged (AKA hollow hold) to build strength.

I played sports growing up but never had a strong core until I did this in my 30s. It was kind of shocking because I could suddenly do things like V ups with ease which used to make me shake uncontrollably.

It’d be more accurate to say they share the same origin. Swedish and English are both part of the Germanic language family.

I’m not sure what that context of this picture is but it’s a common sword guard position depicted in medieval fighting manuals

A pig with powdered sugar on his nose booped the ground

Forest fires and the terrible air quality they cause

Rendering glitch due to the ground texture failing to load

I want to give him a swirly then stuff him in a locker. What a dweeb.

A peek inside the mind of Nick Mullen

Prince Jasmine instilled a love for strong willed women with dark hair in me as a young lad

I love how you can just say the dog episode and everyone who’s seen the show knows exactly what you mean

If that’s the flur just imagine how high the cerling is

She should add an h to make “fahrt” which means “ride” in German

You’re the man now, dawg!

It’s neat that the artist based all her weapons off real weapons from history

"The car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the wheel. And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides

And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt And we’re on so many drugs With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. And the machine is bleeding to death. The sun has fallen down. And the billboards are all leering. And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles"

Dead Flag Blues

I’m gonna be blasting Godspeed all 4th of July

I worked hard and my bosses noticed so I got rewarded with more work. I took pride in it at the time but eventually burned out hard and when I changed jobs they didn’t even do an exit interview with me. I’m embarrassed by how much of a sucker I was.