In some jurisdictions, yes

Why would the phone be on your lap if you’re not using it?

This is kinda justified.

I do some IT at work and I don’t wanna bother with ITing my own system, so I installed Linux on it. It’s doing everything I want to, and wine does the rest. I love it.

If it’s an OLED and it’s cracked you have only a couple hours to get your shit off of it before it goes completely blank. LCDs are usually somewhat fine depending on how they’re broken. They don’t get worse

The site does seem a bit busy, I was only able to load the main page

You mean the software that installs itself as a driver from Windows update? And when you install it it installs an old version so it’s absolutely useless and you’re better off getting it yourself?

It requires four batteries‽ Holy shit!

Because you fucktards voted for him, obviously.

You can still get a polish burpfest in Canada

Truer words have never been spoken