There are a lot of Jewish people in NYC, though, as Jesse Jackson once famously (and crudely) noted…

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Yes, that’s the actual headline. Good to see the media picking up on it

Plenty of brown natural-born citizens voted for Trump, under the theory that they will be considered one of the “good ones”…

There is nothing any of us can come up with that Stephen Miller hasn’t dreamed up already.

(And I mean that literally, his sleep is filled with nocturnal emissions generated by imagining he is forcefully deporting people with too much melanin).

No, it will end up your way, but to keep the brown natural-born citizens who voted for him from realizing he will go after them next, he at least needs to pretend to denaturalize him, even if that’s not a thing he can do.

Expect a social media post something like “I, Donakd Trmup, hereby declare that your citizenship application was deficient, and you’re gone!”

(Haha, it took effort to write that, my spell check was having fits. And maybe it needs to be in ALL CAPS to be more authentic)

It’s not out of the realm of possibility, Mamdani was born in Uganda and was naturalized in 2018. If Trump really wants to test his ability to do whatever the fuck he wants, he can try to denaturalize Mamdani for some bullshit reason (even though thats not really a thing) and order him to be sent to CECOT.

Not only that, but he probably still has the root password for all those servers DOGE uploaded all the data to using Starlink. (If Elon set it up, though, you know the password is just “S3XYMUSK”.)

So, he can go immediately into business as a consultant using/selling that data for maximum gain.

I don’t mean to blunt your enthusiasm, but this was just a primary election, so only registered Democrats were voting here. So a much different demographic than 51 separate Presidential elections. But still, it’s a sign that the voters in the city are fed up with the politics-as-usual the party is force-feeding them.

There are a lot more Democrats than Republicans there, though, so this should give him the inside track for the job, especially if Cuomo backs down from his threat to run Independant. (I think he knows that if he did that, he will never win an endorsement from any other Democrat, ever, so that may give him pause.) Adams is running as an independant, but I think the city is done with him. Curtis Sliwa is the Republican nominee, but he hasn’t been relevant since the 80s and 90s, and is kind of a cartoon now.

Just wait until that son-of-a-bridge RFK Jr. gets to it. I hear he has a fresh shipment of Sharpies from the White House to make sure it is totally accurate.

He will start by editing out the “not” in the above quote. See? Science works!

They are going to steal $450k per year per inmate. Someone in the press needs to look into all the contracts for this, and see where the money is going. I bet when they trace through al the shell companies they will see a bunch going directly into the Broligarch’s pockets.

He is minting his own currency, which he is using as a vehicle to personally raise billions of dollars, while holding an office in the public trust. His life after the Presidency (assuming he relinquishes it on time in the first place) will be far better than the lives of the people his goons have kidnapped.

Yes, exactly this. AOC hasn’t taken a cognitive test because she doesn’t need to. He doesn’t realize that every time he brags about passing the cognitive test he reminds us all that he’s super fucking old.

Yes, we are quite revolting

That’s only for personal injury cases, where they mainly go after insurance companies. They don’t go after cops (or even “cops” like these ICE fellas) that have qualified immunity and government resources backing them up. This case isn’t as open-and-shut as it should be.

Is the Pope American?

You need money for lawsuits, and Democrats are too busy funding septuagenarians running for office to pay for this shit

No, that’s just her natural expression

The charges are bullshit, though

The charges, which date back to 2016, allege he transported undocumented individuals between Texas and Maryland and other states more than 100 times.

They are basically accusing him on going on road trips with brown people

So, that phrase doesn’t actually appear in the US Constitution, but the Fifth Amendment does explicitly guarantee “due process”, and the concept of “innocent until proven guilty” has always been seen as directly tied to that